Please indulge me, as this is going to be a picture heavy post written by an obsessive aunt.
There once was a beautiful princess whose clothes were way too big.
This princess’s heart ached because she wanted to dance, so she told her dog about it.
As you can see, this princess did not take no for an answer when she asked you to dance.
And so she found the only male in the castle, and held him captive while she forced him to dance with her.
They twirled, he lifted, he rested, she ordered him to resume dancing, and the cycle continued for about an hour.
She sang so loudly (and so off-key) while she danced, the servant workers in the kitchen, whom the princess called Mama and Granny B, came out to see what was the matter. Here is what the princess looked like when she was singing.
The princess had a grand time, singing and dancing, all the while watching herself on television.
Her captive had a pretty good time too. The end.